1: 			Joking		   Derision
    			Torpor		   Lassitude
    			Despotic	   Domineering

 2: 			Gumbo		   Nonfat yogurt
    			Amoeba		   Garter snake
    			Pollen		   Calla lily

 3: 			Diatom		   Oyster
    			Mildew		   Heather
    			Crumb		   Enchilada

 4: 			Salem		   Meningitis
    			Cincinatti	   Tetanus
    			Miami		   Itchy, sneezy feeling

 5: 	    The Blitz			   Xenophobic attack
    	    Armageddon			   End of the world
    	    Primo Levi			   Metaphorical chemist
    	    Francisco Franco		   Der Fuhrer's amigo

 6: 	    Chuck Lamb			   TAS = True Air Speed
    	    Frank Kafka			   ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival
    	    Bill Wordsworth		   PPA = Paid Political Announcement
    	    Fred Nietzsche		   DAR = Daughters of the American Revolution

 7: 	    The Helsinki		   Armadillos
    	    The Trieste			   Llamas
    	    The Glen Cove		   Tarantulas
    	    The Danube			   Alligators

 8: 	    "Could there be Navajo	   Klingons, Mister Spock?"
    	    "Do I play the part of Ben     Sephardic or Ashkenazi?"
    	    "You mean those Siamese twins  I took bowling last Tuesday?"
    	    "Feel like take-out Biafran	   tonight, honey?"

 9: Nabob				   CIA agent
    Raj					   Regent
    Ruling				   Bylaw		
    Mar					   Annul
    Rescind				   Yank

10: "On the Other Hand...":		   Rabbinical Equivocation in the Talmud
    The Modern Table Napkin:		   Less-Studied Aspects
    Beach-Life of Nassau:		   An Anthropological Field-Study
    "Let's Just Recite Poetry and Sleep":  Celibacy as Post-Modern Performance Art
    Haute Cuisine's Central Problematic:   Gastroenterological Perspectives

11: Easter parade			   Errand boy
    Ear ache				   Epic poem
    Easy money				   Equine fever
    Eternal chagrin			   Eight-stone weakling
    Eccentric hobby			   Ejection seat

12: Was Elvis a Nazi?:		   	   Outraged Denial from Graceland
    Bad News from Top Government Lab:  	   Tonsillectomies Cause Throat Cancer
    Prince Charles in New Scandal:	   Admits to Seaside Romp with Margaret Thatcher
    Latest Health Scare:		   Transmission of AIDS by Telepathy
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